Illuminati Pictures Presents 'Contagion'

'So the Illuminati "Warner" Bros want to light a little fire, do they. "Nothing like a good pandemic movie."

This one has all the big names to make sure it rolls out big. And of course you just don't do one of these without insider Laurence Fishburne--who you'll see below makes the inane claim that the flu comes from......THE BIRDS!..AND YOU CAN'T STOP THEM!...

Just the trailer is enough to make you sick. As if the world doesn't know enough fear and trauma, these bastards have to run a good old stand by freak out right up the media flagpole.'

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